- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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