What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Your mother is so fat.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Anti Joke

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