- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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