- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.