- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

This is my favorite antijoke.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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