Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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