Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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