- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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