what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What does? 42

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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