- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

a chinese man pays the full price

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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I'm hungry.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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