What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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