- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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