Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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