jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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