They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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