- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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