Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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