- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Neither have I

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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