- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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