- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

batman farted so hes retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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