- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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