- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A praying mantis is very graceful

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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