- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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