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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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