- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Honk if you're Amish!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

mmm i love marble bumhole

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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