- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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pull my finger (farts)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What does two plus two equal? 4