Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A chicken walked into the bar...

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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