- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

I? Everett

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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