Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

every knight i see an owl at window

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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