What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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I? Everett

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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