- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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