- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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