- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I? Everett

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.