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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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