- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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