how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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