- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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