A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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