What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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