- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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