- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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