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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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