Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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