- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Drew Knowles is gay

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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