- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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