Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Jovan

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -20

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

thumb_up thumb_down -20

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Click here for free sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

8================D-------- (.Y.)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

25

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -20

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops