- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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