- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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cancer

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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