Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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