- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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