What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

G:nock nock B:come in!

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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