A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Peas

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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