Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

I don't get it

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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