- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

mikey is cute

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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