Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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