- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

this website is a bad joke

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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