- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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