- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Your're racist.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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