What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

all these jokes are horrible now

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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