- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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