- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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