- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Women's rights.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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