whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Women's Soccer.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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