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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

I am a mime

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is white and long? A New York winter

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