What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Anti Joke

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