Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

9/11 my birthday

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

One, two, three, four and five

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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