Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Don't believe in Atheists.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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