what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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