- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

you see theres this guy.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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