- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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