What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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i'm hard

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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