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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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