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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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