What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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