- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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