you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

women's rights.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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