Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

baloney sandwich

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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