Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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eoin burgin is fat

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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