- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What is my name? I dont know

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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