I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

batman farted so hes retarded

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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