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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Urban ghettos

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Want to hear a joke? No.

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