Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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