what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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