Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Take wrong turns

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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