- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Your face is hilarious.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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