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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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